Following is a full inventory of necessary items when you plan to
“run away from home, or maybe just to the front yard.”
Battered lunchbox
One piece of sourdough bread
Lip balm
A tiny notepad
One pencil
One penny
Crayons
Miniature slinky
4-year-old family photo
Night-vision flashlight
Fingertip flashlight
7-ft-long bungee cord made from ponytail holders
Braided belt (aka: an Indiana Jones whip)
Motion-detector spy tool
Tupperware container of contraband M&Ms
And that’s it. That’s all you need. Not one other thing.
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