Following is a full inventory of necessary items when you plan to
“run away from home, or maybe just to the front yard.”
One piece of sourdough bread
A tiny notepad
4-year-old family photo
7-ft-long bungee cord made from ponytail holders
Braided belt (aka: an Indiana Jones whip)
Motion-detector spy tool
Tupperware container of contraband M&Ms
And that’s it. That’s all you need. Not one other thing.
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