What my dog is wondering right now…

What time does the school bus come?
Do I smell a snack?
What’s so funny ’bout peace, love and understanding?
Is it nature or nurture?
How long til Liz makes me get off this yummy rug and on to my bed?
Why does everyone in the house have a regular bed except me?
What does “weight-management” dog food mean?
I bet Isis from Downton has a sweet deal. And a king-sized bed.
How did Katy Perry changed clothes so quickly during the Super Bowl show?
What the hell, Sarah Koenig?
Does anybody really know what time it is?
How long until dinner?
Plant, animal or mineral?
Remind me again why Pluto can’t be a planet?
How does gravity work?
Why is it OK to chew on that rectangular thing but not this one?
If everything evolved from amoebas, how do we still have amoebas?
Squirrel? Squirrel??
Is it mind over matter or matter over mind?
Why does Liz think I need music on when she leaves the house? I’m a dog.
And the mailman is coming in 3, 2, 1….
I hope I peed on enough spots this morning.
I totally could have caught that chicken if I hadn’t been on the leash.
Why the hell are there chickens living in the middle of our city?
If a cat meows in the neighborhood and nobody hears it, did it really make a noise?
What’s the frequency, Kenneth?