Fair warning: I am borrowing this from the kids and wearing it all day.
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Von said many times, “Don’t call, “Mom” one more time, I’ve changed my name to “Pete”.
Great for those mornings when you don’t look your best, or when you’ve made another mom really irritated at you and you don’t want to face her.
It even looks like you have on some lipstick to the left.
Since I woke up this morning looking like a 90-year-old prostitute, I know that mask well.
OMG, I just laughed so hard at this comment I think I peed a little! Muhahaha!
That is fantastic. Don’t be surprised if the kids want to be you for Halloween.
Please FedEx one just like it to me immediately.
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