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Rascal tells me that next to a black fedora, the most important tool in a spy’s arsenal is a decoy. So our future 007 made one for himself. After a month of watching the decoy lurk around the house, appearing here and there and constantly scaring the crap out of me…I’m convinced I need a Mom decoy.

Imagine how many brilliant thoughts I could finish without interruption! Imagine how much I could…See?? There I go again getting distracted. This time by children hounding me to referee some inane argument that, best I can tell, consists only of “Uh-huh!” “Nuh-uh!”

It’s always something. But with my very own Mom Decoy, the kids can have those fights in front of my double, while I tiptoe away and lock myself in the bathroom with my laptop.

A million-dollar idea! If this works, I might need to raise his allowance.

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Some days the T-shirts do the talking.
And their meanings are always up for interpretation…

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There are days when the smallness of our house and the vastness of our Together Time collide, reaching a painful and often noisy breaking point. These moments command that we drop everything and take the kids out. Not just outside, but somewhere beyond our yard…somewhere big and open and full of ample space and varied terrain for each and every personality. Some place with lots of breathing room.

And sometimes, on those days when I most expect the kids to race far away from each other, head-first toward an unencumbered void, toward the rocks or the hills or the favorite grassy patch, they instead go forth slowly and carefully holding hands….

But then they throw…

And sometimes carry…

And usually jump…

And always, always return home happy, renewed and ready to live together once again.

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Family, what are you thankful for today?
Highlights from this week:

Fun BBQ party
My new friend, J
Earned new karate belt and gear
Sliders (but mostly the bread!)
Swimming playdate with R
Smooth day at work
Dad’s friend at work who helped me get to the next level on my DS
Lemon yogurt with cantaloupe
Fun first day of school for Smiley
Lunch with the big kids
Pizza night
Ice cream
Friendly people I work with
Our family
A long weekend ahead (hoping it’s the good kind of long.)

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Sunday Grace, our family gratitude journal, is updated weekly.
Read the entire series here.

We’ve got a new problem with Rascal. Every morning before school he insists on slicking his hair back all proper like. He even uses, gasp, a comb. No more messy-headed Austintatious hair. As I’m sure you understand, I’m having a really hard time accepting this.

Long before I had children I vowed not to interfere with things like hairstyles and fashions. There are bigger things to worry about, right? I promised myself I wouldn’t go ballistic when he opted for a mohawk or dreads, but this…?

Well, let’s just say I never promised he could run around looking like Alex P. Keaton. Totally unacceptable!

The next thing you know he’ll want to vote Republican.

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Dear Ms. Preschool Teacher,

I’m so relieved that today went smoothly. I was a tad nervous after last week’s tearful playdates in the classroom, but today—wow! I can hardly believe Smiley and I didn’t cry on his first day of preschool.

Thanks for suggesting I bring his blankie this first week. I was not convinced it would be a good idea, given my mild germaphobia and past history with lost blankets. But he did like bringing it along and I’m glad it helped the transition.

To be completely honest, I planned to bring his favorite spatula instead of the blanket. I mean, you said we should bring any beloved object and he does love that cute red Williams-Sonoma one, plus it’s way easier to clean…but I would have hated for him to get labeled as That Kid so early in his school career.
So the blanket it was. And it worked…yay!

In the all the craziness of this past week, I haven’t had a chance to tell you a few things about Smiley that might make your job a little easier.

Besides books, blankets and red spatulas, music is the key to soothing my little guy. When you catch him pointing to the counter saying “de, de, de” that means he hopes you have an iPod up there and that you will turn it on and dance with him. This kid loves to dance, but only when he’s being held. We waltz, two-step and shake our butts just about every day in our little kitchen.

Smiley’s favorite song is about Dora. No, not that Dora, sheesh. What kind of Mom do you think I am? I’m talking about the Dora who is going to town in Andrew Bird’s song. Play this bouncy gem and you are guaranteed smiles.

When we are feeling even friskier, we shake it to Black Joe Lewis’ Sugarfoot. I’m not sure it’s appropriate for a church preschool, but at home we just gloss over the lyrics because damn it’s a super fun song!

To slow things down, it’s the Avett Brothers all the way. We are both partial to Pretty Girl from Annapolis, but Smiley will listen to just about any of their songs if he can cozy up on my shoulder and stare at himself in the glass door of our microwave.

Speaking of cuddling, can I make a special request? I hate to get all territorial in our first week, but can you please not dance with him to Dylan’s Mr. Tambourine Man. You see, that’s our song. And the moment it comes on—no matter if we are in the car or house or grocery store—Smiley’s arms bolt up in a Pick Me Up Now!! motion. I can’t help but oblige. He lays his head on my shoulder and sighs. When the harmonica heats up he presses into me. Then just as Dylan sings, “Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free…” I swear I feel the weight leave his body and mine.

It’s pretty awesome, really. And sorry, but it’s all mine.

You can have every other song and even the red spatula, but please, hands off the tambourine.

Sincerely,
Liz
(Smiley’s Mom)

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Speaking of music, we have a new favorite album in our house. It’s full of fun kid- and parent-friendly tunes, but best of all the profits go to a great cause. Read more about it here…and buy it here.

A geeky little tidbit about me: I have poured through way more than my fair share of parenting books. You name it, I’ve read it. Brazelton? Check. Sears? Him too. Happiest Baby? Yep. Toddler Whisperer? Of course. Zen parenting? Oh yeah. I’ve even read Dr. Spock’s 1945 version of Baby and Child Care, courtesy of my parents’ bookshelves.

I am a glutton for information. I found most of those parenting books helpful, if not fascinating. Truly, I eat this stuff up. I’m not the type of reader or parent who grabs hold of one philosophy and follows it like gospel. I prefer buffet-style, picking and choosing pearls that resonate with me. So for the past 7 years of parenting, I’ve enjoyed a really big buffet of books—Golden Corral big.

With that said, I must share my new favorite parenting book, which is actually not a parenting book at all. An American Family by Pam Spaulding is a photographic journey that follows a family for three decades and three generations.

It’s a simple, stunning collection. Spaulding captures so much honesty and beauty in the every day happenings of a Kentucky middle-class family. Each photo is familiar and exceptional all at once.

Every time I open the book I recall my favorite parenting mantra: “The days are long, but the years are short.” And every time I turns its pages I am inspired….To be a better mom, wife, daughter, sister. To take a breath. To let some things slide. To smile at my kids more. To kiss my husband in front of the kids. To worry less about the future. To stop saving money for new furniture and to spend it on a family vacation instead. To laugh more. To dance every single day. The list goes on and on…because I promise, this book is that powerful.

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Family, what are you thankful for today?
Highlights from this week:

Last day of summer swimming
Pasta
Buddy who helped me with a flat tire
Dinner of everything I love and Mom who made it
Ditto
Smiley’s new trick (Raises hand and says “Me!”)
Lego Star Wars
First day of school
A fun summer
No timeouts this week
My homework is to read
First week of school went smoothly
Get to sleep late this weekend
Movie night

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Sunday Grace, our family gratitude journal, is updated weekly.
Read the entire series here.

Here is my plan, Mama: I will wake up in the morning, eat breakfast, then do one math page, then practice one group of piano songs, then read one chapter in a book. And I will repeat this all day, taking breaks for lunch and snacks.

We each have our own definition of fun.

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Holy crap, Mama, it’s gonna be hot as blazes today!

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